Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago
ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

(Source: maraghsummer)

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

(Source: tricksy-and-mopsy)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

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(Source: chomei)